Who would have ever thought mixing the flavors of leaves and countertops could be appealing, but this palm and granite juice is AMAZING!
Mommies don't!
Every day do something adventuresome. My daddy's crazeeeeeee
eeeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhh
And you should always look your best when you go on a date. Time to go, I'll let you know how it went.
In case you've forgotten, I've hidden a subliminal message in this picture.
Are you sure these glasses are in style?
Spending some quality time with my cousins
Psst ....... my brother smells like beef and cheese
You're gunna wish beef and cheese when you smell this!
Just call me Evel K-kneehigh
I don't think I got quite enough air on my belly flop
Come on guys, synchronize. Hey Riley, where did Lincoln go?
Riley?
This water is possessed. It's eating my cousins!
Not my mommy too! And where did my shorts go!
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
Hey everybody, you're back! That must have been Jesus juice in my sippy cup.
That's right satan, I fart in your general direction!
Pay no attention to my freakishly large right hand
Which button is the jelly dispenser?
When I said I wanted to support Santa, I meant morally, not literally! This is NOT the Santa's package I was talking about.
Dad, I think you need a phillips screwdriver for that
Get out of the way, just let me do it!
I had to take these yahoos out for a fan boat ride
Hold on tight and stay seated! It's gator mating season and if we're lucky we might see a nest
Keep your arms and legs inside the boat. If you look closely right behind her you'll see two of her eggs hatching.
They're so cute when they're first born!
Oh I don't know, I was told asses aren't for scratching
Is this a swing or some sick method of birth control?
Bryce, stop touching yourself!
Sorry you have to go so soon. I'll be missing you!
Since it was Halloween, I thought we were going to be jacking up this lantern. Instead.....
This is me artificially inseminating the lantern.
I really should have worn a glove for that! 
You have to make sure you keep the black eyed peas out of the lantern patch. They'll take over everything.
Sometimes you get a bad lantern, such as this morbidly obese fellow.
The good lanterns get cooked down in a big pot like this and then made into delicious pies. You have to make sure that no bad lanterns get put in the pot because.....
Any contaminated pies get fed to the big, mean, yet rediculously handsome, hungry dragon.
This is my money shot!
I dont' know how maw-maw and pop fit in this "his and her" bathtub!
But mommy and daddy don't use flaxseed oil!
I thought this was a speed boat. We're going 7 miles per hour.
Yesterday, I caught a fish that was 6 feet long!
Ok, it might have been 4 ft long.
Well, maybe it was 2 feet long.
Ok, FINE, the fish was 4 inches long.
Good thing there weren't any cops around. This would have been a T.T.D.U.I.W.P.Z.O.H.T. for sure. (Tiny tot driving under the influence while pop zones out and hits a tree) 
Ohh! I must of tripped over the 80's. I think they want their tie-dyed onesie back.
I swear Taylor, the fish was this big!
Why ya'll eyeballin' my milk?!
Now I lay me down to sleep, and pray the Lord my soul to keep.....
Seriously mom; that better not be below the waist!
Here, let me take a picture of you naked!
Daddy, are you sure it wasn't a bad dream? I checked and there are no monsters under your bed.
I was told to enjoy it while I can. Daddy tried this last night and mommy smacked him with a belt.
I'm getting sleepy, so I think it's about time to go
