Hello, I just wanted to welcome you back to my website. My ego thanks you.
Hey, I see you! Come a little closer to the monitor.
NO, get back! Step away from the monitor!
Ok, pay attention. Look at me. Now look at the date in the bottom right corner. Now look behind me. Yes, that IS a christmas tree! Do you see what I have to live with.
Baby yoga is no joke! I can't feel my legs.
Is it smell my finger or taste my finger? I can't ever remember.
Milk prices went up again?! Somebody needs to get this bovine spongiform encephalopathy under control. I need my cheese!
I'm the founder and president of Phi Slamma Jamma
Two category 4 hurricanes, Aileen and Bob, are picking up speed and intensity. The situation is looking a little hairy.
First my TV shows and now my books too! This daggum spanish is infecting everything. I no sepa what to do with yo mismo. Oh Crap!
Not exactly the super hero costume I was hoping for. Who am I, Janitor Man?
Jesus?
Oh dear, I feel a toot coming on
Oh yeh, that's plain Nasty!
Ha Ha, baby in a basket. That's sooo not cliched.
Bryce was caught late last night Resisting A Rest
