This is my money shot!
I dont' know how maw-maw and pop fit in this "his and her" bathtub!
But mommy and daddy don't use flaxseed oil!
I thought this was a speed boat. We're going 7 miles per hour.
Yesterday, I caught a fish that was 6 feet long!
Ok, it might have been 4 ft long.
Well, maybe it was 2 feet long.
Ok, FINE, the fish was 4 inches long.
Good thing there weren't any cops around. This would have been a T.T.D.U.I.W.P.Z.O.H.T. for sure. (Tiny tot driving under the influence while pop zones out and hits a tree) 
Ohh! I must of tripped over the 80's. I think they want their tie-dyed onesie back.
I swear Taylor, the fish was this big!
Why ya'll eyeballin' my milk?!
Now I lay me down to sleep, and pray the Lord my soul to keep.....
Seriously mom; that better not be below the waist!
Here, let me take a picture of you naked!
Daddy, are you sure it wasn't a bad dream? I checked and there are no monsters under your bed.
I was told to enjoy it while I can. Daddy tried this last night and mommy smacked him with a belt.
I'm getting sleepy, so I think it's about time to go
I'll catch you cats later!
