Saturday, February 28, 2009

A few little tid bits from a little tid bit

Who would have ever thought mixing the flavors of leaves and countertops could be appealing, but this palm and granite juice is AMAZING!






Sniffing hairspary kills brain cells




But donning tennessee orange kills even more!





Mr. Potato Head toys store fun accessories in their bum



Mommies don't!













Every day do something adventuresome. My daddy's crazeeeeeee
















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And you should always look your best when you go on a date. Time to go, I'll let you know how it went.











Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Sorry it's been so long

In case you've forgotten, I've hidden a subliminal message in this picture.

Are you sure these glasses are in style?


Spending some quality time with my cousins



Psst ....... my brother smells like beef and cheese


You're gunna wish beef and cheese when you smell this!


Just call me Evel K-kneehigh


I don't think I got quite enough air on my belly flop


Come on guys, synchronize. Hey Riley, where did Lincoln go?



Riley?

This water is possessed. It's eating my cousins!


Not my mommy too! And where did my shorts go!


THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!


Hey everybody, you're back! That must have been Jesus juice in my sippy cup.


That's right satan, I fart in your general direction!


Pay no attention to my freakishly large right hand



Which button is the jelly dispenser?


When I said I wanted to support Santa, I meant morally, not literally! This is NOT the Santa's package I was talking about.




Dad, I think you need a phillips screwdriver for that



Get out of the way, just let me do it!


I had to take these yahoos out for a fan boat ride


Hold on tight and stay seated! It's gator mating season and if we're lucky we might see a nest


Oh yes, if you look to your right you'll see a female guarding her nest


Keep your arms and legs inside the boat. If you look closely right behind her you'll see two of her eggs hatching.


They're so cute when they're first born!


Oh I don't know, I was told asses aren't for scratching


Is this a swing or some sick method of birth control?


Bryce, stop touching yourself!


Sorry you have to go so soon. I'll be missing you!