This life preserver doesn't seem sufficient!
Tu es muy loco!
I wanted to inform everyone that I've converted to Islam. Yeah, it's pretty interesting. It turns out that a long, long time ago there lived a giant Crayon. He traveled the world and decided to write a book for all it's people; which makes sense, because, well, he's a crayon. Anyway, according to "The Crayon" I have to become a farmer or something because I'm supposed to be getting 72 Virginians any day now. I'll keep you posted.
More bars, in more places
My doctor recommended graduating to the cruisers
He's not loco, he's the spawn of Satan! RUN, SAVE YOURSELF!!
What did you cut my hair with, a squirrel?!
But Pop, I'm a little chafed!
Is it me, or is Lincoln's diaper moving?
And I thought I was good lookin'
Yo, yo, yo
I'm stuck to this leather couch! The baby powder and diaper cream seemed to have made a paste.
Being sexy is hard work!
The only negative thing encountered was a crack in the pool!
No fever, pulse strong; good to go!
Note to self: Breathing machine and air compressor are NOT the same thing!
But Pop, I'm a little chafed!
Is it me, or is Lincoln's diaper moving?
And I thought I was good lookin'
Yo, yo, yoKickin' it in Florida and havin' some fun
Loungin' around and gettin' some sun
I can sleep, I can cry, I can eat, poop, and drool
But the best thing about it is peein' in the pool!
Peace Out Homies
I'm stuck to this leather couch! The baby powder and diaper cream seemed to have made a paste.
Being sexy is hard work!
The only negative thing encountered was a crack in the pool!
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