Since it was Halloween, I thought we were going to be jacking up this lantern. Instead.....
This is me artificially inseminating the lantern.
I really should have worn a glove for that! 
About 9 weeks after the lantern is inseminated, it has hundreds of baby lanterns.
You have to make sure you keep the black eyed peas out of the lantern patch. They'll take over everything.
Sometimes you get a bad lantern, such as this morbidly obese fellow.
The good lanterns get cooked down in a big pot like this and then made into delicious pies. You have to make sure that no bad lanterns get put in the pot because.....
The side effects can be devastating!
Once consciousness is regained, a defamatory hand signal is typical.
Any contaminated pies get fed to the big, mean, yet rediculously handsome, hungry dragon.
After a busy day, I always like to wind down with a little dog fighting.
Come here daddy. You know this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. You get one smack for every minute you went over this month! As for the rest you; you'll get the same if my christmas presents aren't up to par! See Ya!
3 comments:
what a cutie! love that little dragon, but explain the "p" and black eye? I am missing something here
That was one of his several costumes for Halloween. He's a black eyed pea.
Your pics are awesome and your boy is adorable. I'm not going to lie, I actually went as a black eyed pea a couple of years ago for Halloween. I hope you all are doing well and perhaps we'll finally see each other at church some day. I think we'll be up this holiday weekend. You?
-paul
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